The idea of making positive changes in your life is GREAT. Really. I just don't like the idea of waiting for a certain date in your life to make a change. New Year's Resolutions=silly. If you want to change something, do it. I have two resolutions I try to accomplish every minute of every day of every year.
Resolution #1 Thigh Gap
I know. I know. It's a horrible body trend that sets a bad example for developing youth. If you haven't heard about it, peep that google search bar IMMEDIATELY. I want a thigh gap for practical reasons. Promise. I cannot throw away another pair of my favorite jeans because there's a crotch hole from too much inner thigh touching. I dislike chafing. Who doesn't? So painful. Thigh sweat. 'Nuff said. Gross. So, if having the tiniest gap between my legs is the solution, then I want it. How do I accomplish this? Strict diet and excessive exercising? Too much work, no fun. Starvation? No thank you. Thigh master? Hello, 80s. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!?! And then I snap back to reality. Thigh gap is not about me. It's about the way I'm built. It's about my bone structure; about the width of my hips, femurs, bone size, etc. It's a magical combination of this:
Let's be real. If Queen Bey doesn't need it, why do I? Give me some Body Glide and a pair of leggings and let's call it a day.
Resolution #1 Thigh Gap
I know. I know. It's a horrible body trend that sets a bad example for developing youth. If you haven't heard about it, peep that google search bar IMMEDIATELY. I want a thigh gap for practical reasons. Promise. I cannot throw away another pair of my favorite jeans because there's a crotch hole from too much inner thigh touching. I dislike chafing. Who doesn't? So painful. Thigh sweat. 'Nuff said. Gross. So, if having the tiniest gap between my legs is the solution, then I want it. How do I accomplish this? Strict diet and excessive exercising? Too much work, no fun. Starvation? No thank you. Thigh master? Hello, 80s. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!?! And then I snap back to reality. Thigh gap is not about me. It's about the way I'm built. It's about my bone structure; about the width of my hips, femurs, bone size, etc. It's a magical combination of this:
Let me explain. A simple regimen of cycling, yoga and burritos have my inner thighs rubbing together comfortably. The left and right thigh are still besties, together all the time, but they give each other just enough space so that no one gets hurt. It's a soft, smooth graze with minimal chafing. I'm okay with that.
Stay tuned for Resolution #2.
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